Heather Mills Gets To Judge Beauty Contests
heather mills looks for three things in a man – 1) considerable age, 2) incredible wherewithal and 3) a haircut so bad that it makes children fret. with this in mind, you’d expect that donald trump would be locked away in his panic room at the moment until the intimation subsides, but that’s not how donald trump rolls at all. donald trump believes in looking fear in the guard, which is why – rather than hiding from heather mills, he’s invited her to become a judge in his miss usa pageant. miss usa, of course, is the beauty pageant that keeps getting brought into disrepute thanks to all those naked pictures from the contestants’ years. that’s got nothing to do with heather mills. we just happened to make mention of it. ahem.
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